This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Lock Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I’m writing a song about getting a cage door lock replaced. There’s a key change at the end.
Strange I know but I decided to lock myself in a cage to cure my acne. I haven’t broken out yet.
What jewellery is the safest to store your diamond? Locket.
A bald chap I know never uses keys now. He’s lost his locks.
So embarrassed about accidentally locking myself in a cabinet at the museum. I made a real exhibition of myself.
Accidentally got locked in the hall of mirrors. It gave me time to reflect.
I heard that burglars used grass to pick a lock and gain entry to a local house, but the evidence may have been planted.
If a mime locks himself in a greenhouse, will anybody know he needs help?
The invention of the lock was a key turning point in history.
A friend of mine invented a lock system that mice can use. It’s very low key.
Early in my career, learning to pick locks opened so many doors for me.
Locked myself out of my house, I shouted to the cat for help. He replied, “Me? How…?”
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