I was reminded this week of an old joke about a raffle (it’s the first one below), so what better a topic for a page of puns and one liners than raffle jokes. As normal, these come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
At a raffle. All got a bit complicated when they called out the winner’s name. Some chap called Spartacus.
I won the trip of a lifetime in a raffle. Never again.
I won first prize in the National Skeptics Association raffle. I can’t believe it.
I won first prize in the National Secrecy Society raffle. I can’t tell you how much this means to me.
I won first prize in the National Punctuation Society raffle. They gave me a posh trophy.
Just heard that I’ve won a raffle. No idea what I’m going to do with a raffle though.
Won a prize in the local time travel club raffle. Two tickets to the 1966 World Cup final.
Apparently raffles were invented by Tom Bola.
“Just got a holiday to that fab place in the Middle East!”
“No, won them in a raffle”.
A friend of mine gave away my thesaurus as a raffle prize. I’m lost for words.
Won all the prizes at the Janitor Association raffle. It was a clean sweep.
Last week’s sofa jokes are here.
If you like these raffle jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.