This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Quality Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Spell check: Quality control for wizards.
My next door neighbour has a green triangular house. My other next door neighbour has a yellow rectangular house. And the people across the road have an orange octagonal house… I live in a quality street.
Looked up the cost of low quality electrical plugs. They were shocking.
I’d love a job doing quality control at the mirror factory. It’s just a job I could see myself doing.
Bought some low quality paper. It’s tearable.
Quality jokes on social media remind me of CB radios. Copy that.
“Stop making that awful racket!” – sport factory quality control manager.
Quality accupuncture is a jab well done.
Bought some oats for my horse but returned them because they were poor quality. The manager took my feedback.
A friend of mine does quality control at a Whack-A-Mole factory. Apparently it’s very hit or miss.
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