This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Rose Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Pleased at our choice of celebrity to open our jumble sale. Axl Rose made everyone feel welcome.
I wondered what type of seed you needed to grow a glowing rose, then I realised it’s a light bulb.
I got The Hulk to help me plant some rose. After all, he’s got green fingers.
A friend perfected his garden rose beds through a process of trowel and error.
Nervous about telling jokes about roses. It’s a thorny subject.
Used to drive a race car shaped like a rose. You put the petal to the metal and it would take you on a blooming adventure.
When on an adventure on a motorbike with roses painted on it. Thorn to be wild.
What did the rose say when it found its partner? “I’ve finally found my bud.”
Decided to grow my rose bush my branching out.
I started the year by saying I’d buy some flowers each week. It was my New Year Rose-elution.
I saw a sheep dog with a rose in its mouth. It was a collie flower.
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