It was pointed out to me this week that there was no specific page on frog jokes here, so I thought that it was time to remedy that, so here some that come with no guarantee of originality of funniness….
When I was at the zoo, I saw something like a frog tapping things out on a piece of wood. Turned out it was a morse toad.
How many witches does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. They change them into frogs.
What is a frog’s favourite type of sandal? Open toad.
What do you say to a frog hitch hiker? “Hop in”….
What do you call a woman with a frog on her head? Lilly.
What happened to the frog’s car when it broke down? It was toad away.
What do you get if you cross a frog with a dog? A Crocker Spaniel.
What is a frog’s favourite fizzy drink? Croaka cola.
What creature do you need to park in a restricted area? Permit The Frog.
What music do young frogs listen to? Hip Hop.
What music do more sophisticated frogs listen to? Hopera.
What’s green and says “I’m a frog”? A talking frog.
Last week’s television jokes are here.
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