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Frog Jokes

It was pointed out to me this week that there was no specific page on frog jokes here, so I thought that it was time to remedy that, so here some that come with no guarantee of originality of funniness….




When I was at the zoo, I saw something like a frog tapping things out on a piece of wood. Turned out it was a morse toad.


How many witches does it take to change a lightbulb? Just one. They change them into frogs.


What is a frog’s favourite type of sandal?  Open toad.


What do you say to a frog hitch hiker?  “Hop in”….


What do you call a woman with a frog on her head?  Lilly.


What happened to the frog’s car when it broke down? It was toad away.


What do you get if you cross a frog with a dog?  A Crocker Spaniel.


What is a frog’s favourite fizzy drink?  Croaka cola.


What creature do you need to park in a restricted area?  Permit The Frog.


What music do young frogs listen to?  Hip Hop.


What music do more sophisticated frogs listen to?  Hopera.


What’s green and says “I’m a frog”?  A talking frog.




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