Drawer Jokes

Filed my nails earlier. They're in the "N" drawer.
Filed my nails earlier. They're in the "N" drawer.

This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Drawer Jokes… As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…

A kitchen knife and fork had a race. Who won? Neither, it ended in a drawer.

Friend kept going on about what they should do with their new spare drawer. I told them to put a sock in it.

Spilled some tippex in the drawer, now going to take it to be valued. Apparently it’s a corrector’s item.

Heard a voice singing “Downtown” when I was in the kitchen the other day. Opened a drawer and it was Spatula Clark.

Opened the fridge and heard Bee Gees songs coming from the salad drawer. It was just the chive talking.

Always confused as to why my fridge has a picture of a carrot on the beer drawer.

Filed my nails earlier. They’re in the “N” drawer.

Found some wormholes in my really old cabinet. Looked into it and it took me to a different galaxy.

Managed to upset some drawers. Apparently the right term is “artists”.

Always pleased when I restock our battery drawer. Great to feel I have so much power.

Looking through my sock drawer, I couldn’t find a pair, but there were some apples.

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