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Doctor Who Jokes

As it’s time for a new series of Doctor Who on BBC, here are some Doctor Who jokes to get you in the mood. As normal, don’t expect them to be too funny, and you might need a TARDIS to take you to a time when these were new and fresh…



What does Dr Who eat with his pizza? Dalek bread.


What do you call a time travelling cow? Dr Moo.


Bought a dalek egg timer. After three minutes, it shouts “Eggs Terminate!”


Called the local council to ask about their plans to prevent Dalek attack. They said steps had been put in place.


Why do Daleks eat fruit? An apple a day keeps the doctor away.


How many time lords does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they wait for it to regenerate.


Great to hear The Doctor’s new herb range has won awards. He is a Thyme Lord.


What’s the technical term for The Doctor meeting another incarnation of himself? A time travel pair-of-docs


A dalek was on the Great Skaro Bake Off and was asked how many eggs were in the recipe and how he prepared them. “EGGS, STIR, MIN EIGHT!”


Ended up in a party full of World Health Organisation medics. Apparently I’ve gone to the wrong Doctor WHO convention.



Last week’s theatre jokes are here.


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