This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Pass Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Not to say that my wifi is rubbish but I get more bandwidth standing on the roof connecting to the internet on bypassing planes.
Misheard my friend when they asked for lipstick and passed a glue stick. Still not talking to me.
A test tube ended up passing all the exams at university and became a graduated cylinder.
Someone I know finally got their degree in anesthesia. They’re going to have a passing out parade.
A friend passed his degree in sound engineering. He got a 1-2-1-2.
I was bored so I built a machine to distribute my herbs around the kitchen. It passes the thyme…
The world paper tearing champion passed away. RIP.
A test tube ended up passing all the exams at university and became a graduated cylinder.
A friend of mine did his pilot’s exam just after a storm, and flew through a rainbow. He passed with flying colours.
Bit nervous about my maths exam. Think my chances of passing it are 40-40.
I watched a series of online videos about the sun and the moon passing each other. E-clips.
I had dinner once with a chess grand master in a restaurant with checked tablecloths.. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.
A friend has found out he’s said going to be a father. He’s passed his priest entry exams.
Didn’t do well in my football teamwork exam. I didn’t pass.
How did Scrooge manage to score the winning the goal? The ghost of Christmas passed…
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