Badger Jokes

Out clubbing the other night, and DJ Badger was playing. Great sett.

I seemed to end up wearing a badger mask this week, so why not badger jokes as the topic of the one liners. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I was driving through the countryside when my sat nav said “bear left”. It was clearly a badger.… Continue reading Badger Jokes

Frost Jokes

Cold weather is here. Had to scrape ice of my windscreen this morning. Used my supermarket loyalty card. Only got 10% off.

Cold mornings have returned, and I had to find my deicer this week.  In fact, it took me so long to find my deicer that my car had already done the work, which gave me time to think of some frost jokes.  As normal, don’t expect any originality or hilarity…       Cold weather… Continue reading Frost Jokes

Werewolf Jokes

How do you make a werewolf stew? Leave him waiting for the full moon.

It’s Halloween weekend and as we have previously had Ghost Jokes, Dracula Jokes, Vampire Jokes and Halloween Jokes, so this year here are some Werewolf Jokes.  As normal don’t expect these to be too hilarious or original…       How do you know if Father Christmas is really a werewolf? He has Santa claws…… Continue reading Werewolf Jokes

Fire Jokes

Someone threw my 70s records on the fire. It was a disco inferno.

It’s autumn, not long before the clocks change, and Halloween is around the corner. This week has seen us sitting at home in the evening with the fire lit, so the theme for this week’s one liners is Fire Jokes. As normal, don’t expect any originality or hilarity…       Bought a friend a… Continue reading Fire Jokes

Sandwich Jokes

Some friends are discussing the best way to make a toasted sandwich. I'm playing Breville's Advocate.

This week’s topic for one liners is sandwich jokes, so hopefully you will like the filling here.  As normal, they do not come with any guarantee of either originality or hilarity….       A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says “we don’t serve food”.   What is yellow and white and travels… Continue reading Sandwich Jokes

Glass Jokes

What do you call a woman who plays pool whilst balancing four pint glasses on her? Beatrix Potter.

The topic for this week’s one liners and puns is glass jokes, which as normal come with no guarantee of humour or originality…       Saw a chess player snacking on crisps whilst drinking from an exotic looking glass. Pawn Cocktail.   A friend’s pessimistic attitude cost him his job as a barman. With… Continue reading Glass Jokes

Tent Jokes

You can't run through a camp site, only ran. It's past tents.

As the summer comes to an end and the onset of Autumn starts, here are a few tent jokes to reminisce about the summer. As normal don’t expect hilarity or originality.       Why are circus clowns often stressed? Because their job is in tents.   Local farmer helped me in to his field… Continue reading Tent Jokes

Pool Jokes

Took a dip in the local pool. The lifeguard said "what have you got there?" I said "hummus".

The topic for this week’s one liners is pool jokes, with the various meanings of the word pool included. As normal, they come with the warning that they may be neither hilarious or original…       I read a book called The Swimming Pool. It started out rather shallow but had a very deep… Continue reading Pool Jokes

Trampoline Jokes

Met the chap who invented trampolining. Nice guy, but a bit jumpy.

This week’s topics for one liners is one that has its ups and downs, so here are some trampoline jokes.  As normal, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality.       Been washing my trampoline. Seemed time to do some spring cleaning.   I have a phobia of trampolines.. I can’t help it, they… Continue reading Trampoline Jokes

Crisp Jokes

Created a totally new flavour of crisp. If it's successful, I'll make a packet.

As normal, the topic for this week’s one liners is from random conversations, and so here are some crisp jokes. Don’t expect too much originality or hilarity.       I went into a shop and ask for some helicopter crisps. They didn’t have any, so I had some plain ones instead.   Saw a… Continue reading Crisp Jokes