This week’s topic for puns and one liners is King Jokes, after meeting the King in Kronborg Castle earlier in the week… As normal, these come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… and some are royally awful. You never see King Edwards or Jersey Royals presenting sport on TV. Only Common… Continue reading King Jokes
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Card Jokes
My son made me a rather lovely Fathers’ Day card for last weekend, so here is a page of card jokes. Don’t expect them to be overly original or funny… A friend’s car broke down between the harbour and Birthdays. He’s stuck between a dock and a card place. There’s a problem… Continue reading Card Jokes
Yoga Jokes
Next week, on the 21st June, is World Yoga Day, so this week’s puns and one liners take the theme of Yoga Jokes. Of course, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality…. and thankfully there are no photos of me taking part in any yoga sessions. What sort of creature hibernates in… Continue reading Yoga Jokes
Ink Jokes
A quick look around the study for inspiration for this week’s one liners, and I spotted the printer. We’ve already had printer jokes, so here are some ink jokes. As normal, don’t expect too much originality or hilarity…. Got a clever new printer that has printed a selfie I took in ultra… Continue reading Ink Jokes
Dance Jokes
The topic for this week’s series of puns is dance jokes, and hopefully these won’t get you moving away from the screen. As normal, don’t expect too many original moves in this one, and they might not be that funny… I saw an Irish dancing show today called ‘Streamdance’. It’s not quite… Continue reading Dance Jokes
Garlic Jokes
Looking for inspiration for some puns this week, and I thought of fruit as guessmyfruit.com seems to be a topic of conversation increasingly frequently, but I’ve branched out a little with these garlic jokes. As normal don’t expect too much hilarity or originality… How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate… Continue reading Garlic Jokes
Bear Jokes
Another random topic this week, here are a series of bear jokes, and no mention of walking into a bar as everyone knows that one. That said, there’s no guarantee of originality or hilarity here as usual… What’s cold, white and smells minty? A polo bear. What do you call Paddington… Continue reading Bear Jokes
Font Jokes
I had a conversation this week about different typesets, and how interesting they are, and as such, thought what better a topic for this week’s one liners than Font Jokes? Don’t expect them to be too funny or original… …and if you are interested in the history of fonts – it’s much more interesting than… Continue reading Font Jokes
Jam Jokes
This week’s collection of one liners takes the form of jam jokes, although it does stretch as far as marmalade… As normal, they come with no guarantee of funniness or originality… “I was in a play called breakfast in bed once”. “Did you have a big role?” “No, just toast with a… Continue reading Jam Jokes
Queue Jokes
This week’s topic for one liners is queue jokes, or standing in line jokes for those on the other side of the Atlantic. Don’t worry, there’s not a long wait for these, but there might also be not too much hilarity or originality…. Saw a bunch of people eating burgers whilst… Continue reading Queue Jokes