Cold mornings have returned, and I had to find my deicer this week. In fact, it took me so long to find my deicer that my car had already done the work, which gave me time to think of some frost jokes. As normal, don’t expect any originality or hilarity… Cold weather… Continue reading Frost Jokes
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Werewolf Jokes
It’s Halloween weekend and as we have previously had Ghost Jokes, Dracula Jokes, Vampire Jokes and Halloween Jokes, so this year here are some Werewolf Jokes. As normal don’t expect these to be too hilarious or original… How do you know if Father Christmas is really a werewolf? He has Santa claws…… Continue reading Werewolf Jokes
Fire Jokes
It’s autumn, not long before the clocks change, and Halloween is around the corner. This week has seen us sitting at home in the evening with the fire lit, so the theme for this week’s one liners is Fire Jokes. As normal, don’t expect any originality or hilarity… Bought a friend a… Continue reading Fire Jokes
Glass Jokes
The topic for this week’s one liners and puns is glass jokes, which as normal come with no guarantee of humour or originality… Saw a chess player snacking on crisps whilst drinking from an exotic looking glass. Pawn Cocktail. A friend’s pessimistic attitude cost him his job as a barman. With… Continue reading Glass Jokes
Tent Jokes
As the summer comes to an end and the onset of Autumn starts, here are a few tent jokes to reminisce about the summer. As normal don’t expect hilarity or originality. Why are circus clowns often stressed? Because their job is in tents. Local farmer helped me in to his field… Continue reading Tent Jokes
Pool Jokes
The topic for this week’s one liners is pool jokes, with the various meanings of the word pool included. As normal, they come with the warning that they may be neither hilarious or original… I read a book called The Swimming Pool. It started out rather shallow but had a very deep… Continue reading Pool Jokes
Trampoline Jokes
This week’s topics for one liners is one that has its ups and downs, so here are some trampoline jokes. As normal, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality. Been washing my trampoline. Seemed time to do some spring cleaning. I have a phobia of trampolines.. I can’t help it, they… Continue reading Trampoline Jokes
Biscuit Jokes
We were playing Desert Island Biscuits this week – a bit like the better known Desert Island Discs, if you were stuck on a desert island and could take one type of biscuit with you, what would it be? – and it seemed a good topic for this week’s one liners, so here are some… Continue reading Biscuit Jokes
Rash Jokes
Another week when the topic for the one liners has come from my colleague Helen, so here are some rash jokes. As normal no guarantee of hilarity or originality, but luckily they are also not contagious… I asked the doctor if he could cure my measles. He said he doesn’t make rash… Continue reading Rash Jokes
Cloud jokes
Looking out the window for inspiration for this week’s one liners, I’ve come up with the topic of cloud jokes. As usual, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality with this collection of puns. As raindrops say, two’s company, three’s a cloud. A Geordie chap walked into a hairdressers and asked… Continue reading Cloud jokes