This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Toe Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Anyone who thinks onions are the only vegetable that can make you cry has never dropped a turnip on their toe. A friend told me that… Continue reading Toe Jokes
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Sponge Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Sponge Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… What’s yellow and spongy? A sponge. How much deeper would the oceans be if it wasn’t for all the sponges? What’s 300m tall and made… Continue reading Sponge Jokes
Cable Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Custard Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I was going to get an electric car but I can’t find a cable long enough to keep it plugged in. Police arrested a man who… Continue reading Cable Jokes
Custard Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Custard Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A man says “I keep finding custard in one ear, and jelly in the other”. The doctor says “I’m afraid you are a trifle deaf”. What’s… Continue reading Custard Jokes
Pint Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Pint Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Saw a woman in a pub playing snooker & balancing a pint on her head. Beatrix Potter. A pantomime horse walks into a bar. The barman… Continue reading Pint Jokes
Bee Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Bee Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Friend of mine keeps taking all of one letter out of the bag when playing Scrabble, and doesn’t play them. He’s a beekeeper. I saw a… Continue reading Bee Jokes
Disappointing Jokes
Arguably many of the pages on this site are full of disappointing jokes… this week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Disappointing Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Disappointed at the local airport information desk. I asked them which island had the… Continue reading Disappointing Jokes
Fork Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Fork Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Luke Skywalker & Obi Wan Kenobi were in a restaurant eating with chopsticks. Spotting that his friend was struggling with the cutlery, Obi Wan said “use the forks, Luke”.… Continue reading Fork Jokes
Tyre Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Tyre Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Bought a tyre for my car last year for £120. Cost £180 today. That’s inflation for you. I left by bike beside a wall the other day, and… Continue reading Tyre Jokes
Brick Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Brick Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… How do you hire a horse? Put a brick under each hoof. Had some ice cream recently that tasted of brick. Turned out it was Walls. Went… Continue reading Brick Jokes