This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Tongue Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
My favourite thing about tongue twisters? Hard to say…
Singing in the shower is great until you get shampoo on your tongue. Then it’s more of a soap opera.
Tried some odd foods but I can say that tongue tastes better than it smells.
The Tongue Twister world champion has been arrested. I think he’s going to get a tough sentence.
Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He ate the pizza before it was cool.
My tongue and the roof of my mouth are best friends. They’re taste buds.
There’s a weird insect round here that goes round licking people. It’s a tongue beetle.
How do you stop your tongue from freezing in the snow? Grit your teeth.
There’s a new TV programme where people make funny shapes with their mouths and are judged. Strictly Tongue Dancing.
Weird election result where everyone has to say “aaah” like they’re at the doctor. It’s a tongue parliament.
If you like these tongue jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.