This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Palindrome Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
A Santa at NASA has won top spot at this year’s Christmas palindrome award.
Top resarch scientist in palindromes is Dr Awkward.
The prizes from the Palindrome Awards come from the Reward Drawer.
I think I might be a palindrome. Well, my mum & dad are.
Racecar backwards is still racecar. Racecar upside down is expensive.
I was in a band called the Pallindromes. Our song was called “If I had a hifi”.
Aibohphobia: The fear of palindromes.
Sommeone said to me “What is a palindrome?” I said “no it’s not”.
Did a great palindrome swap. A nut for a jar of tuna.
Worked out what car the chairman of the palindrome society drives. A Toyota.
If you like these palindrome jokes, have a look here for an alphabetical list of joke topics.