Hopefully spring is now here and the need for umbrellas will be less frequent after a wet winter, so here are a few umbrella jokes to whet your appetite. As normal, don’t expect hilarity or originality… An economist friend told me to put something away for a rainy day. I’ve gone for an… Continue reading Umbrella Jokes
Category: 2016
Programmer Jokes
We were swapping IT related one liners in the office this week, so here are some programmer jokes for all techies out there. Don’t expect too much hilarity or originality… Why do Java developers often wear glasses? They can’t C#. A SQL query walks into a bar, goes up to two tables… Continue reading Programmer Jokes
Yacht Jokes
This week’s topic for one liners and puns is yacht jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of funniness or originality, but I do hope they float your boat… Why are fast yachts like popular furniture stores? Both always seem to have a sail on. Which sailors blow their noses… Continue reading Yacht Jokes
Hotel Jokes
I’ve spent the week in Spain at Formula One Winter Testing, so after a week in a hotel, a series of hotel jokes seems a good idea for this week’s one liners and puns. Don’t expect these to come with too much hilarity or originality… A chap checks into a hotel, and… Continue reading Hotel Jokes
Garden Jokes
It may be frosty weather here at the moment, but it won’t be long until spring is here, the grass needs cut and we are back in our gardens enjoying nature and outdoor living, so here are a few garden jokes to get you ready. As normal, they come with no guarantee of originality or… Continue reading Garden Jokes
Owl Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners are on the topic of owl jokes. As normal, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality from this collection of hooters…. Owls don’t like mating in winter. It’s often too wet to woo. What do you call a bird in a suit of armour? A knight owl. Why do… Continue reading Owl Jokes
Sock Jokes
For absolutely no reason this week, here is a page of sock jokes. It should come as part of a pair, of course, but there’s only one… Don’t expect too much originality or hilarity. Why do clowns wear loud socks? To stop their feet falling asleep. Friend kept going on about… Continue reading Sock Jokes
Laptop Jokes
I was staring at my laptop thinking about what could be this week’s page of one liners, and the idea of laptop jokes sprung to mind. I hope as always that you like these, and give the caveat that they may not be either the funniest or most original jokes that you read today…. … Continue reading Laptop Jokes
Baggage Jokes
I was at an event in New York this week and my jokes were a topic of conversation, and after a drink or two, we talked about a suitable topic for this week’s collection. After a particular story about luggage at an airport had caused much interest and debate, we decided that this week we… Continue reading Baggage Jokes
Snow Jokes
The first snow flurries of the winter for many in Britain have either just happened or are just about to, although of course parts of Scotland have been seeing snow for weeks. However, it seems a good time for some snow jokes, although this downfall may not be too funny or original… … Continue reading Snow Jokes