Month: March 2025

Pass Jokes

How did Scrooge manage to score the winning the goal? The ghost of Christmas passed…

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Pass Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Not to say that my wifi is rubbish but I get more bandwidth standing on the roof connecting to the internet on bypassing planes. Misheard my friend when they asked for lipstick… Continue reading Pass Jokes

Quarter Jokes

I went in to a bar in the US and saw a load of quarters and dimes on the bar. I thought "that makes a lot of cents".

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Quarter Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I went in to a bar in the US and saw a load of quarters and dimes on the bar. I thought “that makes a lot of cents”. I bet on a… Continue reading Quarter Jokes