Tag: witty

Garden Jokes

Why is Hulk such a good gardener? He's got green fingers.

It may be frosty weather here at the moment, but it won’t be long until spring is here, the grass needs cut and we are back in our gardens enjoying nature and outdoor living, so here are a few garden jokes to get you ready. As normal, they come with no guarantee of originality or… Continue reading Garden Jokes

Owl Jokes

You never see owls being amorous in the rain. It's too wet to woo.

This week’s puns and one liners are on the topic of owl jokes. As normal, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality from this collection of hooters…. Owls don’t like mating in winter. It’s often too wet to woo. What do you call a bird in a suit of armour? A knight owl. Why do… Continue reading Owl Jokes

Sock Jokes

I've got an odd sock. It's like a glove and has room for seven toes.

For absolutely no reason this week, here is a page of sock jokes. It should come as part of a pair, of course, but there’s only one… Don’t expect too much originality or hilarity.       Why do clowns wear loud socks? To stop their feet falling asleep.   Friend kept going on about… Continue reading Sock Jokes

Baggage Jokes

Watched a British 70s comedy film about travelling by plane. Carry On Baggage.

I was at an event in New York this week and my jokes were a topic of conversation, and after a drink or two, we talked about a suitable topic for this week’s collection.  After a particular story about luggage at an airport had caused much interest and debate, we decided that this week we… Continue reading Baggage Jokes

Snow Jokes

How do you find actor Will Smith in a snow drift? Look for the Fresh Prints.

The first snow flurries of the winter for many in Britain have either just happened or are just about to, although of course parts of Scotland have been seeing snow for weeks. However, it seems a good time for some snow jokes, although this downfall may not be too funny or original…      … Continue reading Snow Jokes

Start Jokes

Time travel classes: Starts 1915.

It’s the 1st January, so a Happy New Year to you.  Given that it’s the first day of the year, then Start Jokes, or one liners about starting something seem a good topic for today’s puns.  Of course, although this may be all about starting things, these jokes come with no guarantee of originality or… Continue reading Start Jokes

Reindeer Jokes

Why did no one bid for Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay? Because they were two deer…

It’s Christmas Day, and as we have already had Christmas Cracker Jokes and Christmas Jumper Jokes, here are some Reindeer Jokes.  These jokes, as normal, come with no guarantee of funniness or originality… What is the difference between St George and Santa’s reindeer? One slays a dragon, the others are dragging a sleigh. What do… Continue reading Reindeer Jokes

Lorry Jokes

A lorry load of marmite has crashed on the M4. It's on the yeast bound carriageway.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Lorry Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Traffic jam caused by a lorry load of terrapins hitting a lorry load of tortoises. Turtle chaos.   Saw a film about a lorry load of shoemakers. What a… Continue reading Lorry Jokes

Electric Jokes

Electric razors are the best thing since sliced beard.

I was looking out a window trying to think of a topic for this week’s one liners and a pylon in the distance was the inspiration for a page on electric jokes. As normal, no guarantee of hilarity or originality, but they may be shocking…       Saw a bull caught in an electric… Continue reading Electric Jokes

Clown Jokes

A clown held a door open for me the other day. I thought, "what a nice jester".

Last weekend was Halloween and my costume for this year was that of a clown, and perhaps a rather scary one. It was suggested that this would be a good topic for some one liners, so here are a few clown jokes. Don’t expect them to be too funny or original….       Did… Continue reading Clown Jokes