This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Harp Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Heard a story about someone who crossed a panda with a harp, turned out to be a bear faced lyre.
Saw an advert for a really quiet harp on eBay. No strings attached.
I was told it’s easy to hide instruments in everyday sentences. I find that harp to believe though.
A friend of mine isn’t much of an organ donor, but he did give a harp to the local charity shop.
A friend of mine is good at setting up instruments but not so good at playing them. At least his harp is in the right place.
Always found it hard to learn to play the harp. It’s not an easy instrument to pick up.
Was surprised to open the front door and find a harp tuner. I told him I hadn’t called him. He told me my neighbours had.
If you’re trying to find a harp player, let me know. I might be able to pull a few strings.
I’ve never seen a harp shark but I’ve seen a piano tuna.
Heard an easy listen strings version of Bonnie Tyler hits. It’s totally clips of the harp.
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