This week’s topic for one liners and puns is washing jokes. As usual, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality… Decided to change my washing powder. It’s a bold move. Been invited to a hair washing party. I’ve no excuse not to go. Asked a girl who works in the… Continue reading Washing Jokes
Category: Randomness
Lion Jokes
A collection of lion jokes this week, for no particular reason. As normal, they come with no guarantee of funniness or originality… My lion impression went down well. A roaring success. I would tell you about my dream involving a Lion, a Witch and a Wardrobe, but it’s Narnia business. … Continue reading Lion Jokes
Bed Jokes
This week’s collection of puns and one-liners take the form of bed jokes, for no particular reason. As normal, no guarantee of funniness or originality… Heard a myth about a single bed placed on top of another one, and attached with a ladder. Fortunately, I was able to debunk it. Not going to… Continue reading Bed Jokes
Fortune Teller Jokes
No particular reason for this week’s topic for the one liners and puns; here are some Fortune Teller jokes. Those with psychic powers might predict that these will not be either original or that funny… Two fortune tellers meet on the street. One says to the other, “You’re fine, how am I?” I saw a… Continue reading Fortune Teller Jokes
Milk Jokes
After last week’s cow jokes, a series of milk jokes seems to be the natural progression, although these may have gone beyond their best before date, and don’t expect them to be too funny or original. They are not the cream of the bunch… A man walks into a retro shop in Birmingham.… Continue reading Milk Jokes
More Cow Jokes
Last week’s topic for one-liners and puns was Tractors, based on how much my son likes them. Following on the same theme, here are some more cow jokes – last collection here. As normal, don’t expect them to be either too funny or too original. In fact, these are mainly very old and worthy of… Continue reading More Cow Jokes
Tractor Jokes
My son Xander’s favourite word at the moment seems to be “Tractor”, so in his honour, this week’s puns and one-liners come with the theme of tractor jokes. As normal, don’t expect originality, or hilarity…. I haven’t seen that new film “The Tractor” yet, but I’ve seen the trailer. A farmer friend… Continue reading Tractor Jokes
Rain Jokes
After a rather glorious July, August seems to have arrived with a reminder of what summer showers in the UK can be like, and so, as my journey home yesterday was punctuated with heavy rain, it seemed that Rain Jokes was a good a topic for this week’s puns and one liners as ever. Rather… Continue reading Rain Jokes
Scarecrow Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Scarecrow Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of funniness or originality… although appropriately enough, these are more corny than normal. A scarecrow friend of mine tried out as a stand up comedian, but he was too corny. Another scarecrow… Continue reading Scarecrow Jokes
Flying Jokes
I was out this week with a couple of friends, and they suggested that a page of one-liners about holidays may be topical. However, as we have had holiday jokes already, I thought flying jokes would be a relatively close topic. As ever, they come with no guarantee of funniness or originality… A… Continue reading Flying Jokes