A few cheesy corny puns for a Friday

A guy told me to buy shares in a company that makes alcohol from apples. He's been done for in-cider trading...

As normal, a few cheesy corny puns for a Friday, and as normal, they are not original, not new, and mostly not that funny.  But hopefully they will raise a few groans….     Ticket inspectors; you’ve got to hand it to them…   A guy told me to buy shares in a company that… Continue reading A few cheesy corny puns for a Friday

Puntastic Friday

A box keeps popping up on my screen for double-glazing. I think it’s a windows update.

As always,  Friday is cheesy pun day, and on this particular Friday, I have the pleasure of the company of Mike, for whom most of these puns were originally collected.  As normal, these may not be original, modern, or even funny, but at least they are puntastic….       A man goes into a… Continue reading Puntastic Friday

More puns

I was in a hotel lobby today, and told the guy behind the desk that I was there for the Twitter conference. He said "Follow me"...

Friday means bad joke day here as normal, and here are a collection of one liners mainly based on puns that are old, unoriginal and more likely to raise a groan than a laugh…  So here are some more puns….     I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.  … Continue reading More puns

Cheesy One-liners: It’s Friday

Went to Doctor and said I keep singing Delilah. The doctor said "It's Tom Jones Syndrome". I asked "Is it common?" He said, "It's Not Unusual"...

As normal for a Friday, here are some cheesy one-liners for those who like really bad puns that are old and more likely to raise a groan than a laugh…       Went to Doctor and said I keep singing Delilah. The doctor  said “It’s Tom Jones Syndrome”.  I asked “Is it common?”  He… Continue reading Cheesy One-liners: It’s Friday

More Friday one line puns…

I've searched everywhere for an old vinyl U2 album I've got somewhere, but I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For...

As normal, here are a series of pretty awful, unoriginal one line puns based jokes to keep you entertained on a Friday…. and of course they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Had to give up my job at the dress alteration company. Apparently I didn’t turn up enough.  … Continue reading More Friday one line puns…

Friday is cheesy one-liner day

If you see someone doing a crossword today, just lean over and say "7 up is Lemonade".

As usual, here are some unoriginal old puns for a Friday… a day where a cheesy one-liner helps make it feel closer to the weekend.  They come with no guarantee of hilarity or quality.     I bought five watches the other day. I have a lot of time on my hands….   If you… Continue reading Friday is cheesy one-liner day

An index of one-liners

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. Priest asks it to leave. The boson says "But without me, how can you have mass?"

I have been posting cheesy one-liners every Friday for the last few weeks, and I thought that it might be useful to have an index of the jokes so that they can be easily navigated. These are all old, unoriginal, and more likely to raise a groan than a laugh, but you might still like… Continue reading An index of one-liners

Friday, a day for cheesy jokes.

I went to the doctor and said "I keep dreaming my eyes change colour". He said "It's just a pigment of your imagination"

As always, it’s Friday and Friday is cheesy jokes day… and as always, they are old, unoriginal and not actually that funny… but let’s hope that you like them anyway and might at least raise a smile.       Congratulations to all those finishing university at the moment. A friend just got his Microphone… Continue reading Friday, a day for cheesy jokes.

One-liners to occupy a Friday…

I'm hoping for a cure to hiccoughs but I'm not holding my breath.

As normal for a Friday, here are a few jokes to keep you going until the weekend starts properly.  As always, they are not new, not original, and most often not funny.  Well, maybe a little amusing.  At least as one-liners, they are generally quite short… Hope you like them.       Went into… Continue reading One-liners to occupy a Friday…

Corny one-liners: It is Friday…

How much deeper would the oceans be if it wasn't for all the sponges?

I may be out of the country, but that does not prevent me from providing a few corny one-liners for a Friday… as usual, they’re old, unoriginal and more likely to produce a groan than a laugh…     Friend if mine had a bit of a brush with the law last night.  He was… Continue reading Corny one-liners: It is Friday…