Category: 2013

Unfunny Friday

The economic situation might be improving. Spoke to a litter clearer earlier who said that business was picking up.

You’ve guessed it, unfunny Friday is another collection of the usual unfunny, unoriginal jokes that might make you groan rather than laugh…       The economic situation might be improving. Spoke to a litter clearer earlier who said that business was picking up.   The batteries went in my torch last night. I was… Continue reading Unfunny Friday

Friday nonsense

An old friend of mine turned out to be a back stabber. Or, as he calls it, an acupuncturist.

Friday is, as always, the day for bad jokes, puns, and other such things.  If you are missing a regular dose of Friday nonsense, here you go…  As always, don’t expect originality or even that much funniness… but possibly the odd groan.       Apparently the best way to arrange a good space themed… Continue reading Friday nonsense

Bad Joke Friday….

A girl told me that she recognised me from the local vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

Every Friday I put together a few bad jokes, which are generally not original or particularly funny.  If you are a fan of the bad joke, you might like these, though.       What do you call a man with a piece of wood on his head? Edward. What do you call a man… Continue reading Bad Joke Friday….

Some more puns for a Friday….

A friend of mine has a vegetable patch. It stops the cravings for carrots all day.

As you know, Friday is bad joke day, so here are some more puns that are not original, or even that funny… I hope that you do enjoy them, and there is a list at the bottom of the page to other, similar bad jokes…       “Sunday, Monday, Happy Days / Tuesday, Wednesday,… Continue reading Some more puns for a Friday….

More bad one-liners….

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid, but he says he can stop any time.

Friday morning means let’s find some more one-liners…  Here are some old, unoriginal puns to make you groan… These one-liners are no better than the normal collection..       Went to the Shoe Menders’ Convention. What a load of cobblers.   A friend’s car broke down between the harbour and Birthdays. He’s stuck between… Continue reading More bad one-liners….

A few cheesy corny puns for a Friday

A guy told me to buy shares in a company that makes alcohol from apples. He's been done for in-cider trading...

As normal, a few cheesy corny puns for a Friday, and as normal, they are not original, not new, and mostly not that funny.  But hopefully they will raise a few groans….     Ticket inspectors; you’ve got to hand it to them…   A guy told me to buy shares in a company that… Continue reading A few cheesy corny puns for a Friday

Puntastic Friday

A box keeps popping up on my screen for double-glazing. I think it’s a windows update.

As always,  Friday is cheesy pun day, and on this particular Friday, I have the pleasure of the company of Mike, for whom most of these puns were originally collected.  As normal, these may not be original, modern, or even funny, but at least they are puntastic….       A man goes into a… Continue reading Puntastic Friday

More puns

I was in a hotel lobby today, and told the guy behind the desk that I was there for the Twitter conference. He said "Follow me"...

Friday means bad joke day here as normal, and here are a collection of one liners mainly based on puns that are old, unoriginal and more likely to raise a groan than a laugh…  So here are some more puns….     I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.  … Continue reading More puns

Cheesy One-liners: It’s Friday

Went to Doctor and said I keep singing Delilah. The doctor said "It's Tom Jones Syndrome". I asked "Is it common?" He said, "It's Not Unusual"...

As normal for a Friday, here are some cheesy one-liners for those who like really bad puns that are old and more likely to raise a groan than a laugh…       Went to Doctor and said I keep singing Delilah. The doctor  said “It’s Tom Jones Syndrome”.  I asked “Is it common?”  He… Continue reading Cheesy One-liners: It’s Friday

More Friday one line puns…

I've searched everywhere for an old vinyl U2 album I've got somewhere, but I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For...

As normal, here are a series of pretty awful, unoriginal one line puns based jokes to keep you entertained on a Friday…. and of course they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Had to give up my job at the dress alteration company. Apparently I didn’t turn up enough.  … Continue reading More Friday one line puns…