Category: 2013

Cheese Jokes

I saw a toddler with a tiny Edam strapped to his bike. Must have been his baby bell.

As the weekly joke updates recently have taken a theme, it seemed only right that the cheesey jokes should have a week where the subject was actually cheese jokes, and here it is. I normally comment that you should not expect the jokes to be particularly funny or original, and that is particularly true of… Continue reading Cheese Jokes

Sports Jokes

If I was a wrestler with triplets I'd name them Niagara, Victoria and "The Hunt For Red October". Or, two falls and a sub mission.

In keeping with recent joke updates having a theme, as per a request from Kevin, here are a series of sports jokes. As normal, don’t expect them to be original, or for that matter, terrifically funny….     Local tennis club’s website is down.  I think they are having problems with their server.   No… Continue reading Sports Jokes

Salad Jokes

One of the issues with making salad is bland lettuce. It's a problem that needs addressing.

Following on from last two weeks’ themed jokes, at Kevin’s request, I thought that this week could follow the same idea, but making use of my sister in law, Hannah’s joke from last week which made me chuckle, so here are some salad jokes. An unusual option, I know… ..and there is a joke linking… Continue reading Salad Jokes

Career Jokes

A friend has got a job running a farm for Old McDonald. He's the new CIEIO.

I was challenged last week, after a page of pirate jokes to mark International Talk Like A Pirate Day, by Kevin, to see if I could have some more themed pages of jokes. Here is a series of career jokes with the usual caveats of not being that funny or original…     Friend of… Continue reading Career Jokes

Pirate Jokes for International Talk Like A Pirate Day….

How can you tell if a treasure map was written by a pirate chicken? Eggs marks the spot.

As yesterday, 19th September, was International Talk Like A Pirate Day, this week’s collection of unoriginal and groan inducing one liners take the form of pirate jokes.  They are the normal collection of one-liners and puns, but with a particular theme this week.  A couple of these may seem a little familiar…      … Continue reading Pirate Jokes for International Talk Like A Pirate Day….

More Bad Jokes for a Friday

A friend got a new job as a chiropodist and found the first day really difficult. I guess he was still finding his feet.

As always, Friday is the day for bad jokes that might not be that funny or original…  I do hope that you enjoy them and don’t groan too much.       A friend replaced his bed with a trampoline without telling his partner. She hit the roof.   A friend’s desire to always think… Continue reading More Bad Jokes for a Friday

More Witty One-Liners…

A friend of mine is a musician. He used to be in a band called The Hinges, used to be quite big. They supported The Doors.

As you may be aware, Friday is the day for witty one-liners here, although I do use the term witty in its broadest sense, and some of these stretch all the way to a second line with some browser settings, so please don’t be disappointed if they are not original, nor that witty….    … Continue reading More Witty One-Liners…

Friday Jokes, puns and one-liners

Had to give up on my plan to set up a business making work surfaces for shops. It was counterproductive.

As always, here are some Friday jokes, puns and one liners, that are not necessarily particularly original, or terrifically funny, but they may raise the occasional smile or groan…       Sad that the local archery business had to close.  They weren’t hitting their targets.   Had to give up on my plan to… Continue reading Friday Jokes, puns and one-liners

Friday funnies…

Friend’s dog just got a place in a canine display team. It wasn’t easy, he had to jump through hoops to get it.

This perhaps could be better defined as “Friday unfunnies” than “Friday funnies”, as it is the usual weekly round up of unoriginal, and not always that funny, series of puns, one-liners and jokes.  Here goes…       My laptop keeps playing “Someone Like You”.  It’s a Dell.   I was going to plug my… Continue reading Friday funnies…

Friday’s bad puns…

A friend of mine asked me if I had seen his collection of Agatha Christie novels. I think he’s lost his Marples.

This week’s collection of bad jokes seems to be strongly focused on bad puns, with the first one among those that popped out in a conversation yesterday.  As always, I hope that you enjoy this collection of bad puns and poor jokes, which are neither original nor that funny really…!       Really good… Continue reading Friday’s bad puns…