Category: 2013

Friday is cheesy one-liner day

If you see someone doing a crossword today, just lean over and say "7 up is Lemonade".

As usual, here are some unoriginal old puns for a Friday… a day where a cheesy one-liner helps make it feel closer to the weekend.  They come with no guarantee of hilarity or quality.     I bought five watches the other day. I have a lot of time on my hands….   If you… Continue reading Friday is cheesy one-liner day

Friday, a day for cheesy jokes.

I went to the doctor and said "I keep dreaming my eyes change colour". He said "It's just a pigment of your imagination"

As always, it’s Friday and Friday is cheesy jokes day… and as always, they are old, unoriginal and not actually that funny… but let’s hope that you like them anyway and might at least raise a smile.       Congratulations to all those finishing university at the moment. A friend just got his Microphone… Continue reading Friday, a day for cheesy jokes.

One-liners to occupy a Friday…

I'm hoping for a cure to hiccoughs but I'm not holding my breath.

As normal for a Friday, here are a few jokes to keep you going until the weekend starts properly.  As always, they are not new, not original, and most often not funny.  Well, maybe a little amusing.  At least as one-liners, they are generally quite short… Hope you like them.       Went into… Continue reading One-liners to occupy a Friday…

Corny one-liners: It is Friday…

How much deeper would the oceans be if it wasn't for all the sponges?

I may be out of the country, but that does not prevent me from providing a few corny one-liners for a Friday… as usual, they’re old, unoriginal and more likely to produce a groan than a laugh… Friend if mine had a bit of a brush with the law last night.  He was playing against… Continue reading Corny one-liners: It is Friday…

Corny One-liners: Well, it is Friday

Which part of Scotland was also Formula One World Champion? Ayr Town Centre.

As it is a Friday, here are a few more corny one-liners for you.  As always, they are not new or original.  And often, not really that funny.  More of a groan than a laugh, I suspect….       Went to a restaurant last night with some friends. Chap said “Do you have reservations?”.… Continue reading Corny One-liners: Well, it is Friday

This week’s corny jokes: More one liners

A friend asked me if I had seen the film "Tractor". "No", I replied, "but I've seen the trailer".

Continuing the theme of Friday being the day for old, unoriginal, corny jokes, here are some one liners for today… and as normal don’t expect originality or hilarity…     “You’re not my real ladder!” I shouted at my step-ladder…   A friend asked me if I had seen the film “Tractor”. “No”, I replied,… Continue reading This week’s corny jokes: More one liners

Corny Science Jokes for a Friday…

A Higgs Boson walks into a church. Priest asks it to leave. The boson says "But without me, how can you have mass?"

Continuing the theme of Friday being a day for humour, here are some corny science jokes to get you through a Friday… As always, they are rather old… A Higgs Boson walks into a church. Priest asks it to leave. The boson says “But without me, how can you have mass?” The 1994 film Speed… Continue reading Corny Science Jokes for a Friday…

Corny Jokes for a Friday…

I've just received a letter saying that my friend bequeathed me a very expensive antique watch. I really hope it's not a wind up.

As it’s a Friday, it seems only right that we have some more old, corny jokes.  Here goes…. but they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Friend of mine gave up his job at the classic rock magazine as he had musical differences with his colleagues. He gave rave reviews.… Continue reading Corny Jokes for a Friday…

Some more corny jokes

Pleased to say I was voted "Most likely to travel back in time, Class of 2053".

I posted some corny jokes yesterday, which seemed to go down well, judging by the number of page views that the post got, so I thought that you might want some more… which also come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Heard a myth about a single bed placed on top… Continue reading Some more corny jokes

A few corny jokes…

If I had to describe myself in one word it would be "not very good at following instructions".

At the last place that I worked, I had a reputation of telling corny jokes, for some reason.  When I left, there was some concern as to who might continue with these after I left, so I collected together some that I had told in the office, posted on Facebook, or tweeted, and gave them… Continue reading A few corny jokes…