Tag: jokes

Yoga Jokes

Saw a sign for a beginner's yoga class. It said "enquire within".

Next week, on the 21st June, is World Yoga Day, so this week’s puns and one liners take the theme of Yoga Jokes.  Of course, don’t expect too much hilarity or originality…. and thankfully there are no photos of me taking part in any yoga sessions.       What sort of creature hibernates in… Continue reading Yoga Jokes

Ink Jokes

I tried to shave with a bic recently. Got ink everywhere.

A quick look around the study for inspiration for this week’s one liners, and I spotted the printer.  We’ve already had printer jokes, so here are some ink jokes.  As normal, don’t expect too much originality or hilarity….       Got a clever new printer that has printed a selfie I took in ultra… Continue reading Ink Jokes

Dance Jokes

I saw an Irish dancing show today called 'Streamdance'. It's not quite as good as 'Riverdance', but then it is only a tributary act.

The topic for this week’s series of puns is dance jokes, and hopefully these won’t get you moving away from the screen.  As normal, don’t expect too many original moves in this one, and they might not be that funny…       I saw an Irish dancing show today called ‘Streamdance’. It’s not quite… Continue reading Dance Jokes

Garlic Jokes

How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate garlic bread long before it was cool.

Looking for inspiration for some puns this week, and I thought of fruit as guessmyfruit.com seems to be a topic of conversation increasingly frequently, but I’ve branched out a little with these garlic jokes. As normal don’t expect too much hilarity or originality…       How did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate… Continue reading Garlic Jokes

Bear Jokes

Every time someone says "bear in mind", I think of Paddington.

Another random topic this week, here are a series of bear jokes, and no mention of walking into a bar as everyone knows that one. That said, there’s no guarantee of originality or hilarity here as usual…       What’s cold, white and smells minty? A polo bear.   What do you call Paddington… Continue reading Bear Jokes

Font Jokes

I was going to insult someone using paragraph formatting tools. It would have been entirely justified.

I had a conversation this week about different typesets, and how interesting they are, and as such, thought what better a topic for this week’s one liners than Font Jokes? Don’t expect them to be too funny or original… …and if you are interested in the history of fonts – it’s much more interesting than… Continue reading Font Jokes

Jam Jokes

A friend keeps having nightmares about half eaten bananas. We suspect it's a mid-Fyffe crisis.

This week’s collection of one liners takes the form of jam jokes, although it does stretch as far as marmalade… As normal, they come with no guarantee of funniness or originality…       “I was in a play called breakfast in bed once”. “Did you have a big role?” “No, just toast with a… Continue reading Jam Jokes

Queue Jokes

Got stuck in traffic for so long the other day that even the sat nav said "Are we nearly there yet?"

This week’s topic for one liners is queue jokes, or standing in line jokes for those on the other side of the Atlantic.  Don’t worry, there’s not a long wait for these, but there might also be not too much hilarity or originality….         Saw a bunch of people eating burgers whilst… Continue reading Queue Jokes

X-Ray Jokes

Superman inherited his X-ray ability from his family. He has parental super vision.

I started an alphabetical list of my pages of puns recently and it made it clear that there are some letters that seem less popular than others. So, here are some X-ray jokes to get another letter started. As normal, they come with no guarantee of humour or originality.       I had a… Continue reading X-Ray Jokes

Zoo Jokes

I saw a loaf in a cage at my local zoo. It was bread in captivity.

Going wild this week with some zoo jokes, please do enjoy. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I went to the zoo and saw an antelope. I had never seen an insect get married before.   I spotted a lion at the zoo the other day. He… Continue reading Zoo Jokes