This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Sheet Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
Smashed a sheet of glass and can’t find the last part. It’s a bit of a pane.
How do you make a bed in winter? With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Someone handed me an information sheet etched on something that had fallen off a tree. I think it was a leaflet.
My friend told me that I’m obsessed with blankets and sheets. Apparently I’m just too wrapped up in them.
Saw an advert for an Adam and the Ants sheet music, and they throw in a free stand and deliver.
Woke up this morning with a stir fry on my sheets. Think I was sleepwoking again.
Breaking news: Scientists have developed the world’s biggest bed sheet. More on the story as it unfolds.
Watched a blacksmith join two metal sheets. Rivetting.
Someone told me they knew the best way to steel sheet music. I’m taking notes.
I wrote a few jokes on a sheet of paper then tore it up. The puns were tearable.
Failed my audition to be a monk when I turned up with no sheet music. The abbot said I had no chants.
Smashed a sheet of glass and can’t find the last part. It’s a bit of a pane.
How do you make a bed in winter? With sheets of ice and blankets of snow.
Someone handed me an information sheet etched on something that had fallen off a tree. I think it was a leaflet.
My friend told me that I’m obsessed with blankets and sheets. Apparently I’m just too wrapped up in them.
Saw an advert for an Adam and the Ants sheet music, and they throw in a free stand and deliver.
Woke up this morning with a stir fry on my sheets. Think I was sleepwoking again.
Breaking news: Scientists have developed the world’s biggest bed sheet. More on the story as it unfolds.
Watched a blacksmith join two metal sheets. Rivetting.
Someone told me they knew the best way to steel sheet music. I’m taking notes.
I wrote a few jokes on a sheet of paper then tore it up. The puns were tearable.
Failed my audition to be a monk when I turned up with no sheet music. The abbot said I had no chants.
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