The UK finds itself in he wonderful position of hosting he world’s third biggest summer games at the moment, after hosting the second biggest – The WPFG – in Belfast in 2013, and of course, the biggest – The London Olympics – in 2012. So, in their honour, here are some Commonwealth Games jokes. Unlike… Continue reading Commonwealth Games Jokes
Tag: one-liners
Tree Jokes
It’s Friday, so time for some one liners. Today, it’s the turn of tree jokes. I’m tempted to branch out to some puns,but maybe I should leaf it as it is…. As normal, these come with no guarantee of funniness or originality. How does a tree get on the Internet? It logs in.… Continue reading Tree Jokes
Tennis Jokes
I may be at Silverstone for the British Grand Prix this weekend – how exciting! – but there is another sporting event on in the UK which is likely to get just a little bit of attention, so with Wimbledon reaching its climax, this week’s collection of one-liners and puns is in the form of… Continue reading Tennis Jokes
Music Festival Jokes
It’s the weekend of Glastonbury, and a couple of weeks ago I found myself at the Download festival at Donington Park, so it seems as good a time as any to have a page of one-liners and puns on the topic of music festival jokes. As normal, don’t expect these to be either original or… Continue reading Music Festival Jokes
Scrabble Jokes
This week’s collection of puns and one-liners is, for no particular reason, made up of Scrabble jokes. This could spell disaster… As normal, they come with no guarantee of either funniness or originality… Old McDonald had a rubbish hand at scrabble. E-I-E-I-O. Scrabble is all fun and games until someone loses an i. Friend of… Continue reading Scrabble Jokes
Chair Jokes
The topic for this week’s collection of puns and one-liners is chair jokes. Here are a series of particularly short jokes on the topic. As normal, they come with no guarantees of funniness or originality… A friend of mine failed his chair exam. He’s going to resit. How do you make a… Continue reading Chair Jokes
Sat Nav Jokes
My wife got a new sat nav yesterday, so in honour of that, here are some sat nav jokes. As normal, this collection of one-liners and puns comes with no guarantee of either funniness or originality…. I love my sat nav. I’d be lost without it. Not sure about my new sat… Continue reading Sat Nav Jokes
Giraffe Jokes
I asked my wife what the subject should be for this week’s one-liners, and she suggested giraffes. I have no idea why. So, here is a collection of giraffe jokes, and some are contributed by Mrs H. As normal, they come with no guarantee of funniness or originality… A teacher asks the… Continue reading Giraffe Jokes
Library Jokes
It seems that jokes about libraries and librarians are all the rage, so it seemed that it would be a good topic for this week’s collection of one-liners and puns, so here are some library jokes. Of course, if these were in a library, it is unlikely that the Dewey Decimal system would have them… Continue reading Library Jokes
Dream Jokes
The title of this week’s page of one-liners and puns is Dream Jokes, but before you think that these are perfect in a dreamy way, they are actually just a series of corny jokes about dreams. As normal, they come with no guarantee of being either funny or original… I dreamt I… Continue reading Dream Jokes