Tree Jokes

A local bank is opening an ATM in a tree. If its successful, they might expand to other branches.
A local bank is opening an ATM in a tree. If its successful, they might expand to other branches.

It’s Friday, so time for some one liners. Today, it’s the turn of tree jokes. I’m tempted to branch out to some puns,but maybe I should leaf it as it is…. As normal, these come with no guarantee of funniness or originality.

 

 

How does a tree get on the Internet? It logs in.

 

Friend went to a Star Trek fancy dress party dressed as a tree. He was the Captain’s Log.

 

A local bank is opening an ATM in a tree. If its successful, they might expand to other branches.

 

I used to spend lots of time with a friend in his tree house. Then we fell out.

 

A friend is tracing his family tree. He’s not very good at drawing.

 

A friend asked what an acorn is. I said, “in a nut shell, it’s an oak tree”.

 

Local police force has recruited a tree. It’s Special Branch.

 

Someone took my mate’s fake Christmas tree. It’s not fir.

 

What do you get hanging from ash trees? Sore arms.

 

What cheese do you use to encourage a bear out of a tree? Camembert.

 

 

 

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2 comments

  1. Really good. I am a modest tree maniac and want to talk to the world why we need 4 trillion more trees to provide us all with a panoply of biodiversity and ecological security for all our futures.
    Your jokes will enlighten and psychologically awaken this need.

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