I was thinking about a topic for this week’s one liners and realised I was staring into a lake, so here are some lake jokes. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality. I’m also not sure if these are all a bit shallow or whether we have jumped in at the deep end.
A friend of mine used to live in a lake filled with ducks but he moved out when he got fed up with all the bills.
Standing on the edge of the lake, someone shouted across “how do you get to the other side?” “You are on the other side”, I replied.
Who carries out operations in a lake? A sturgeon.
How do you get a pen across a lake? Biro-ing.
I like the scenery around mountain lakes. Some are absolutely gorges.
Where do ghosts go to sail? Lake Eerie.
Why shouldn’t you tell jokes on a frozen lake? It might crack up.
Dropped my phone in the local lake. It’s syncing.
Why did the elephants jump in the lake? They had their trunks with them.
Last week’s pear jokes are here.
If you like these lake jokes, there is an alphabetical list of joke topics here.