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Key Jokes

The theme for this week’s puns and one liners is key jokes, but as normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Hopefully they will open a few doors to humour for you.




My laptop is missing a key. I lost ctrl.


I’m writing a song about getting my door lock replaced. There’s a key change at the end.


Saw a 70s television programme about two detectives who solve crimes over the phone. Star Key and Hash.


A bald chap I know never uses keys now. He’s lost his locks.


I’m addicted to pressing the F1 key on my computer. I’m trying to get help.


A friend of mine is a guitar player, but you have to leave the door open for him. He can never find the right key to come in.


Saw a spider crawling across the keys on my keyboard but it’s under Ctrl now.


A key ring is a useful device that allows you to lose all your keys at once.


Why  is it so hard to open a piano? Because all the keys are on the inside.


Knock knock
Who’s there?
Chicken who?
Chicken your pockets, I think your key is there.


The reason that they are called car keys is that they can be rather hard to find.




Last week’s hospital jokes are here.

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