Month: September 2022

Finger Jokes

Most reliable body part? You can always count on your fingers.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Finger Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A few people were mean to me about choosing to wear mittens instead of gloves, but I don’t like to point fingers. Looking for ways to keep my hands warm in fingerless… Continue reading Finger Jokes

Parade Jokes

I did a survey on how drunk people act at parades. The results are staggering.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Parade Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A anaesthetist friend of mine has just passed his exams. Next he has a passing out parade. We should have a National Parades Day, and it should be March Fourth. What phrase… Continue reading Parade Jokes

Origami Jokes

Local origami shop is getting busier and busier. They told me their business is in creasing.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Origami Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Flicking through the channels, I spotted the World Origami Championships, but it was paper view. A friend stopped his origami classes because there was too much paperwork. Joined the National Origami Society,… Continue reading Origami Jokes