two hours to pass the salt

Salt Jokes

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Salt Jokes. Well,it’s the season for it… As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…



Two peanuts walking down the road, one was assaulted…


Someone told me I looked like a salt shaker. I took it as a condiment.


Why do seals live in salt water? Pepper makes them sneeze.


I took the recent snow warnings with a pinch of salt.


I put some salt on my mobile. Now it’s a saxaphone.


Someone threw a sodium compound at me. I think it was a salt.


Was out the other day and got sprayed by a salt spreading truck. “Watch out!” I shouted through gritted teeth.


I had dinner once with Garry Kasparov in a restaurant with checked tablecloths.. It took him two hours to pass me the salt.


What do you call it when salt says hello to pepper? Seasons greetings


A chap goes to see the doctor with salt on one ear and pepper on the other. The doctor says, “You need to start eating more sensibly”.



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