The topic for this week’s page of puns is rocket jokes, so hopefully these will take off. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
I used to wonder if Elton John liked lettuce, then realised he’s more of a rocket man.
Got my friend an unnecessarily large rocket for bonfire night. He’s over the moon.
Bought some rocket salad the other day. It went off before I could eat it.
I launched my own clothing line this week. I knew I shouldn’t have set up the rocket near the washing.
Neighbours told me to bring bangers and rocket to their firework party. My sausage and peppery lettuce sandwiches didn’t go down well.
How many aerospace engineers does it take to set fire to your Guy Fawkes night celebrations? None; you don’t have to be a rocket scientist to light a bonfire.
Why did the cow get in the rocket? To go to the mooooon….
Where can you leave your rocket when you’re in space? On a parking meteor…
What do you call a robot that changes the direction of a rocket? R2 Detour.
What causes the pain you get when you kick a rocket? Missile Toe.
Last week’s shell jokes are here.
If you like these rocket jokes, there is an index of joke topics over here.