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Rug Jokes

Tried to speed up my magic carpet for the big race but was told I couldn't use performance enhancing rugs.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Rug Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I got 20% off at the local carpet shop. I’m going to have to buy a big rug now to cover that bit. What did the rug say to the floor? Don’t… Continue reading Rug Jokes