there will be no congestion in the area for 4 hours

Spray Jokes

Wouldn’t it be great to have a Joke Spray? Just press here for some puns… No idea why, but the topic for this week’s one liners is Spray Jokes, and as normal, they come with no guarantee with hilarity or originality. The closest we have to a joke spray is an hourly joke delivered on social media, either on Twitter or on Facebook. Just click on the links.




I was about to go to a fancy dress party as a can of deodorant. My wife stopped me and said “Are you Sure?”


A friend was having a bonfire, and I sprayed it with a fire extinguisher. He was de-lighted.


A lorry carrying a load of sinus sprays has crashed on the M6. Police say there will be no congestion in the area for 4 hours.


Was out the other day and got sprayed by a salt spreading truck. “Watch out!” I shouted through gritted teeth.


I got upset when someone sprayed paint all over me. I was very emulsional.


I bought a can of fly spray. Sprayed it all over, still can’t fly.


My new year resolution is to stop using spray deodorants. Roll on next year!


Sprayed beer over my garden before planting the lawn. I hoped the grass would come up half cut.


I opened my birthday card and rice sprayed out everywhere. It was from Uncle Ben.


Just saw a film where someone sprayed meat juices all over a non-fiction book. It’s baste on a true story.




Last week’s berry jokes are here.

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