an absolute mint

Polo Jokes

A conversation this week included discussing water polo, so the topic for this week’s puns and one liners is Polo Jokes. Not all of the water variety, various interpretations of the word Polo. As normal they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…




The key thing that stopped me being a water polo champion was that my horse couldn’t swim.


One good thing about being in a pool to play water polo is that it’s easy to bring a sub on.


When at home, polo ponies are more likely to play stable tennis.


Really good idea to start manufacturing polos without the hole in the middle. They must be making an absolute mint.


A friend of mine bet on a horse called polo neck. He heard he was a great jumper.


I told the doctor that I felt like a polo pony. He said “don’t worry, you’re just a little horse”.


Why can’t fish play water polo? They’re afraid of the net.


Why are elephants always ready to play water polo? They take their trunks everywhere with them.


What’s cold, white and smells minty? A polo bear.


Looking for a new car, I saw an advert saying “Polo for sale. Mint condition”.




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