This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Navy Jokes… As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…
The reason why Swedish naval ships display bar codes on their hulls is so that, when they return to harbour, they can Scandinavian…
“I saw a chap with a big bushy beard earlier.”
“Was it a naval beard?”
“No, it was on his chin like everyone else”.
Saw a game that’s a mix of chess, Connect Four and battleships. It’s called rook, line and sinker.
I heard the navy was going to make a vessel out of rock, but it turned out to be too much of a hardship.
Got a twelve inch sub. Just about enough space for my two navy mice.
Why do navy divers fall backwards out of their boat? If they fell forwards, they would still be in the boat.
My dog joined the navy. Now he’s a sub woofer.
I only joined the navy so I could be pedantic at every opportunity. I’m a petty officer.
Friend of mine has an unhealthy obsession with aircraft carriers. He warships them.
Just found out what exam results you need to join the navy. 7 Cs.
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