Kitchen Jokes

A friend of mine used to install kitchen work surfaces but he was arrested for counter fitting.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of kitchen jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…     What do Santa’s elves cook with in the kitchen? A u-tinsel.   One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music. Think it’s the Chopin board.   When… Continue reading Kitchen Jokes