This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Wardrobe Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Read a book about a fictional character laundering their clothes and putting them away. The Iron, The Witch and The Wardrobe Went into my bedroom the other day and saw that the… Continue reading Wardrobe Jokes
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Escape Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Escape Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A group of escaped prisoners fell into some concrete as part of their getaway. Police are looking for hardened criminals. My keyboard is missing a key. There’s no escape. How did the… Continue reading Escape Jokes
Screen Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Screen Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Took me a while to get used to email, I used to stick stamps to the screen. I’ve just changed my screen size to 1366 x 766. It’s my New Year resolution.… Continue reading Screen Jokes
Waffle Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Waffle Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I bought a waffle iron the other day. Get really annoyed with wrinkled waffles. I can tell I’m feeling hungry when I use loads of hashtags because they look like waffles. The… Continue reading Waffle Jokes
Relish Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Relish Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A friend is making me a burger for dinner. I’m relishing it. I invented a relish, and it’s selling well. It’s my main sauce of income. Walked into a business meeting the… Continue reading Relish Jokes
Microphone Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Microphone Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Congratulations to all those finishing university at the moment. A friend just got his Microphone degree, graduating with a 1 2 1 2… Swallowed a hidden microphone once, ended up with a… Continue reading Microphone Jokes
Sparkling Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Sparkling Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I lay back, looked at the sparkling stars, and thought “someone has stolen my tent”. Forgot to put the lid back on my sparkling bottle last night. Checked this morning, though, and… Continue reading Sparkling Jokes
Sleigh Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Sleigh Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… What do young reindeer want for Christmas? A pony sleigh station. What is the difference between St George and Santa’s reindeer? One slays a dragon, the others are dragging a sleigh. How… Continue reading Sleigh Jokes
Tile Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Tile Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Went to the DIY shop the other week and asked in which section I could find hammers, bricks and tiles. The chap said they were under Construction. I asked when they would… Continue reading Tile Jokes
Cardboard Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Cardboard Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I’d make a belt out of cardboard but it would be a waist of paper. I live in a lighthouse. It’s made of cardboard. “Big fish, little fish, cardboard box”. Me checking… Continue reading Cardboard Jokes