Tag: Weight

Weight Jokes

Apparently Sauron kept to his ideal weight by eating in Mordoration.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Weight Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Turns out I need to lose weight to get my pilot’s licence. Chocs away! A hedgehog I know tried to strengthen his spikes by lifting weights with them, but he didn’t have… Continue reading Weight Jokes