It seems that jokes about libraries and librarians are all the rage, so it seemed that it would be a good topic for this week’s collection of one-liners and puns, so here are some library jokes. Of course, if these were in a library, it is unlikely that the Dewey Decimal system would have them… Continue reading Library Jokes
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Dream Jokes
The title of this week’s page of one-liners and puns is Dream Jokes, but before you think that these are perfect in a dreamy way, they are actually just a series of corny jokes about dreams. As normal, they come with no guarantee of being either funny or original… I dreamt I… Continue reading Dream Jokes
Internet Jokes
The topic for this week’s one-liners and puns is Internet jokes, so a collection of funnies about this wonderful medium through which we communicate. As always, they come with no guarantee of funniness or originality…. It’s not always easy shopping on eBay. I searched for cigarette lighters, and got over 10000 matches.… Continue reading Internet Jokes
Train Jokes
As I was on the train on the way home last night, I thought hat a good topic for this week’s puns and one-liners would be train jokes, so here are a collection of railway related gags. As always, don’t expect them to be too funny or too original… A friend got to… Continue reading Train Jokes
Hat Jokes
This week’s collection of one-liners and puns is made up of hat jokes, for no particular reason. As always, these jokes come with no guarantee of being either funny or original… “I just bought a new hat” “Fedora?” “No, for me.” I saw an advert saying “Hairpieces from £5”. I thought,… Continue reading Hat Jokes
Ship jokes
I’ve had the joys of a ferry crossing this week, which has made me think of ship jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of being either funny or original… Why did the admiral decide against buying a new hat? He was afraid of cap sizing. I saw a chap… Continue reading Ship jokes
Book Jokes
Rather than a page about joke books, this one is about book jokes; a series of jokes, puns and one-liners related to jokes. These jokes come with the usual caveats that they may be neither original nor witty. I hope you like them anyway… A man goes into a library and… Continue reading Book Jokes
Vampire Jokes
This week’s collection of one-liners and puns is made up of vampire jokes, which begs the comment, “they really do suck”… As normal, the jokes come with no guarantee of funniness or originality…. On reflection, vampires aren’t that scary. If vampires have no reflection, how do they do their hair? … Continue reading Vampire Jokes
Photography Jokes
You may have spotted that I like to take a photo or two, and somehow photography and cameras has managed to avoid being a feature of the regular Friday one-liner pages, so it seems time to rectify that. Here is a list of photography jokes, and a few camera jokes, and of course they come… Continue reading Photography Jokes
Holiday Jokes
This week’s collection of bad puns and one-liners takes the form of holiday jokes, or at least some puns about travel and destinations. I do hope that you enjoy… Of course, they come with the usual caveats of no guarantee of funniness or originality. Saw the world’s biggest fan last week. It… Continue reading Holiday Jokes