Tag: puns

Tower Jokes

Tripped whilst climbing a tower in Paris. I fell.

Here are some tower jokes. I hope you enjoy the puns and one liners, but don’t be too surprised if they are not top on originality or hilarity.       I tried reading a book about a tower with the drawbridge up, but I couldn’t get into it.   Tripped whilst climbing a tower… Continue reading Tower Jokes

Time Travel Jokes

Time travel classes: Starts 1915.

Last week’s Doctor Who jokes went down well, so on a similar theme this week, here are some time travel jokes. As normal, don’t expect them to be too funny, and you might have to be a time traveller to go to a time when they were new…       I heard a really… Continue reading Time Travel Jokes

Doctor Who Jokes

Called the local council to ask about their plans to prevent Dalek attack. They said steps had been put in place.

As it’s time for a new series of Doctor Who on BBC, here are some Doctor Who jokes to get you in the mood. As normal, don’t expect them to be too funny, and you might need a TARDIS to take you to a time when these were new and fresh…     What does… Continue reading Doctor Who Jokes

Theatre Jokes

Opening a new shadow puppet theatre. Business plan says we'll make a fortune, but those are just projected figures.

I was off last night for a very enjoyable evening watching a friend in a play, and thought that a good topic for this week’s puns and one liners might be theatre jokes, so here are a series that may not have you rolling in the aisles with laughter, or be the most original….  … Continue reading Theatre Jokes

Chocolate Jokes

Opened a mars bar once. Discovered martians love gin.

Perhaps I’m hungry, but the topic (no pun intended) of this week’s one liners is chocolate jokes. The normal caveats apply, that these jokes may not contain that much humour or originality… …and you might need a working knowledge of popular British chocolate bars… I just saw an aircraft made of bubbly chocolate. Think it… Continue reading Chocolate Jokes

Ironing Jokes

Read a book about a fictional character pressing clothes and putting them away. It's called "The Iron, The Witch and The Wardrobe".

It was suggested to me that a good topic for this week’s puns and one-liners would be ironing jokes, so here are a few gags on that theme. As normal, they may not come with originality or hilarity…       Watching the World Ironing Championships, where the drama is unfolding…   A friend of… Continue reading Ironing Jokes

Vegetable Jokes

Saw a vegetable being delivered to the local library. That's a turnip for the books.

We’ve had pages of jokes about all sorts of food types, so on a similar theme, here are some one liners on the topic of vegetable jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of freshness – or originality if you prefer – or hilarity. There is a risk that you will guffaw more at… Continue reading Vegetable Jokes

Printer Jokes

Putting paper in my printer and it kept flashing a message saying "I just can't get enough". Turned out it was in Depeche Mode.

Like many people working in an office, I spent some time today standing waiting for the printer to finish some documents, and whilst I was waiting, I thought that a good topic for this week’s one liners and puns would be printer jokes. So, here are a few, although they come as normal with no… Continue reading Printer Jokes

Candle Jokes

I searched on eBay for something to light my lamp. It said “no matches found”.

I was looking around the room for a topic for this week’s one liners, and spotted a candle, so here are some candle jokes. Don’t expect too much originality or hilarity…       Candle wax. It gets on my wick.   When Joseph Swan thought of the light bulb, did a candle appear above… Continue reading Candle Jokes

Apple Jokes

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, why don't Daleks hide in orchards?

This week’s collection of one liners takes the form of apple jokes. We have had various fruits and vegetables as the topic before, so this time it’s the turn of the ever popular apple.  Some may be rather similar to other fruit based jokes. They come as normal with no guarantee of humour or originality…… Continue reading Apple Jokes