Pumpkin Jokes

f you eat too much pumpkin pie, you risk getting autumny ache.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Pumpkin Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Why was Cinderella rubbish at skating? Her coach was a pumpkin. Why was the pumpkin lantern scared? It had no guts. Why do you see so many pumpkins sitting outside houses at… Continue reading Pumpkin Jokes