This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Dough Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A friend uses electric dough to make bread. It’s not what he wants, it’s watt he kneads. I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough. I’ve… Continue reading Dough Jokes
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Peg Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Peg Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Had a race to see who could hang out our towels on the washing line quickest. It was level pegging. Got camping insurance but apparently if someone steals my… Continue reading Peg Jokes
Submarine Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Submarine Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… If I was a wrestler with triplets I’d name them Niagara, Victoria and “The Hunt For Red October”. Or, two falls and a sub mission. Got a twelve inch… Continue reading Submarine Jokes
Stamp Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Handle Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… What did the stamp say to the card? Stick with me and we’ll go places… Stamps. They sit in the corner and do nothing all day and somehow still… Continue reading Stamp Jokes
Handle Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Handle Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I hailed a taxi, pointed to the car in front and said to the driver “follow him!”. He said “Sure, what’s his Twitter handle?” What’s the best way to… Continue reading Handle Jokes
Songwriter Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Songwriter Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I’ve entered a competition to write a song for Abba. There’s no second prize, the winner takes it all. There’s a photo of me writing a song for REM.… Continue reading Songwriter Jokes
Hail Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Hail Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… What’s worse for traffic than when it’s foggy? When it’s hailing taxis. The most common weather report in the Roman empire? Hail, Caesar. There are hailstones the size of… Continue reading Hail Jokes
Nose Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Nose Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A friend has an excellent nose for wine. It’s shaped like a corkscrew. Entered a nose wiping competition but was disqualified. Can’t believe I blew it. I could tell… Continue reading Nose Jokes
Sloth Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Sloth Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I watched a gif of a sloth for three minutes yesterday before I realised it was an image. A scientist has managed to cross a sloth and a human.… Continue reading Sloth Jokes