This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Tattoo Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Wish I’d never got a tattoo of a bonfire on my wrist. Loads of places won’t allow me in with fire arms. My parents disowned me for getting a tattoo of a… Continue reading Tattoo Jokes
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Animal Vehicle Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Animal Vehicle Jokes, a request that’s come our way for a series of puns that involve animals and vehicles. Niche, we know. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Two fish in a tank. One says to the other, “how do… Continue reading Animal Vehicle Jokes
Monopoly Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Monopoly Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Went to a Board Game themed Fancy Dress competition, but knew I wasn’t going to win with my incomplete Monopoly themed outfit. I had no chance. Or Community Chest. I went game… Continue reading Monopoly Jokes
Wedding Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Wedding Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I went to a wedding that was so emotional that even the cake was in tiers… Went to a low bandwidth wedding recently. Awful reception. My microwave & freezer got married in… Continue reading Wedding Jokes
Label Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Label Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I opened a new box of animal crackers the other day. It said on the label “don’t eat if seal is broken”. I checked the shapes, and it was. Delighted to finish… Continue reading Label Jokes
Glove Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Glove Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… My oven gloves make me immune to the hot temperatures. At least to a certain degree. I’ve got an odd sock. It’s like a glove and has room for seven toes. I… Continue reading Glove Jokes
Duvet Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Duvet Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A friend was in a group called Blankets and Duvets. They were a covers band. My friend told me that I’m obsessed with blankets and duvets. Apparently I’m just too wrapped up… Continue reading Duvet Jokes
Coal Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Coal Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Watched a documentary about people walking on fiery hot coals. It was sole destroying. Group of guys covered in coal dust walk into a bar. The barman says “Sorry, we don’t serve… Continue reading Coal Jokes
Rhino Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Rhino Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Someone asked me how you weigh an rhino. It’s quite like weighing a person, but on a much larger scale. How do you stop a rhino from charging? Unplug him. Not sure… Continue reading Rhino Jokes
Mortgage Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Mortgage Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Went to the bank to sort out my mortgage and got directed to someone dressed as a cowboy. Think he was the loan arranger. Found out the interest that buccaneers pay on… Continue reading Mortgage Jokes