Necklace Jokes

I went to the local shop that makes necklaces and bracelets out of iron but it was closed. Ferrous Jewellers Day Off.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Necklace Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I saw someone running away with my gold necklaces. I shouted, “AU! Get Back here!”. What did the necklace say to the hat? You go on ahead, I’ll hang around. I got… Continue reading Necklace Jokes