Tag: jokes

Fast Jokes

Which part of Scotland was also Formula One World Champion? Ayr Town Centre.

This weekend sees the Goodwood Festival of Speed, followed by the British Grand Prix next weekend, so here is a series of speedy one liners on the topic of fast jokes.  As normal don’t expect these to be in pole position in the originality or hilarity stakes…       I saw a chap chatting… Continue reading Fast Jokes

Window Jokes

I wrote a story once about a broken window. It's saved in my drafts.

I was looking out the window thinking about the topic for this week’s puns and one liners, so the idea of window jokes seemed as good as any. As normal, don’t expect these to be too funny or original, and you might see right through them…       Heard that burglars used a potato… Continue reading Window Jokes

Spot Jokes

A friend has an illness that's given him a fever and a rash. At least his wifi is better with all the hot spots.

We’ve had a chickenpox outbreak at home, although thankfully I’ve been spared (so far), but as I’ve been thinking about rashes and illness this week, here are a series of spot jokes. Of course, the humour from these jokes may not be infectious, and you may well have heard them before…       I… Continue reading Spot Jokes

Dinosaur Jokes

A friend asked me which writer had the best dinosaur stories. I suggested he try Sarah Topps.

I was out for dinner last weekend and the topic of dinosaur jokes came up – long story – and after much debate as to what the joke was the provided a particular punchline, it seemed that dinosaur jokes would make as good a topic as any for this week’s puns and one liners. Some… Continue reading Dinosaur Jokes

Seal Jokes

Why are seals good at motor racing? Because they are often in pole position.

Someone told me a joke this week about a seal, so it seemed as good a topic as any, so here are some seal jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of funniness or originality. The joke that I was actually told was too visual to explain here, so here are a few more instead…… Continue reading Seal Jokes

Fence Jokes

It was a bit of a shock when I found out my friend had put an electric fence around his house.

The topic for this week’s collection of puns and one liners is fence jokes, for no particular reason. As normal, they don’t come with any guarantee of funniness or originality…         A local farmer added a step to get over his fence into his field. I like his stile.   It was… Continue reading Fence Jokes

Onion Jokes

Why does Mr Potato Head have a mobile? In case Mr Onion Rings.

There have been some odd topics for pages of one liners, and this one falls in that category.  Here are some onion jokes.  Hopefully the only tears will be of laughter.  Don’t, though, expect too much hilarity or originality….       “Spring, salad, shallot, picked”, said a friend. He knows his onions.   I… Continue reading Onion Jokes

Superhero Jokes

My favourite superhero is Ice Cream Man.

I was in a conversation this week about a superhero fancy dress party, which ended up in a few related jokes, which seemed like as good a topic as any for this week’s puns and one liners, so here are some superhero jokes. However, this collection does not include super powers like excessive humour or… Continue reading Superhero Jokes

Chess Jokes

Got a job working shifts as a piece in a 24 hour human chess game. I'm on knights this week.

This week’s one liners and puns come in the form of chess jokes.  Hopefully they will not require you to think too much, although they equally will not require you to laugh or think of them as being originality.       I had dinner once with a Chess Grand Master in a restaurant with… Continue reading Chess Jokes

Frog Jokes

What creature do you need to park in a restricted area? Permit The Frog.

It was pointed out to me this week that there was no specific page on frog jokes here, so I thought that it was time to remedy that, so here some that come with no guarantee of originality of funniness….       When I was at the zoo, I saw something like a frog… Continue reading Frog Jokes