Tag: Joke

Strawberry Jokes

A strawberry growing friend’s fruit and vegetable business has gone into liquidation. They make smoothies.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of strawberry jokes, and as normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       A lorry load of strawberries has crashed on the motorway. It’s caused a huge jam.   What do you call strawberry jam that plays the trumpet? Tooty fruity.… Continue reading Strawberry Jokes

Bus Jokes

I couldn't get my fridge to work this morning, so I took the bus instead.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of bus jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality.       What sort of public transport do superheroes use? Bus Lightyear.   Do they have a conductor on electric buses?   I hopped on a bus earlier today. After a… Continue reading Bus Jokes

Sleep Jokes

I know someone who was habitually late, until his doctor recommended sleeping in a herb garden. Sounds odd, I know, but now he wakes up on Thyme.

This week’s page of puns and one liners takes the form of sleep jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I went to buy a new mattress the other day. I wasn’t sure about it, so the salesman told me to go away and sleep on it.… Continue reading Sleep Jokes

Wifi Jokes

Tried to use the WiFi in my local cafe and just got lots on photos of beef stew on my laptop. Turned out to be a wireless hotpot.

This week’s page of puns and one liners takes the form of Wifi jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       A friend has an illness that’s given him a fever and a rash. At least his wifi is better with all the hot spots.   Tried to… Continue reading Wifi Jokes

Crossword Jokes

The first rule of Crossword Club is (3,4,4,5,9,4).

This week’s collection of puns and one liners take the form of crossword jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… If you see someone doing a crossword today, just lean over & say “7 up is Lemonade” I like all sorts of puzzles, like jigsaws and crosswords, but dot to… Continue reading Crossword Jokes

Pig Jokes

I read a story about pig anatomy. It was all straightforward until I found a twist in the tale.

Pigs have been in the news recently as we have entered the Year of the Pig, so in tribute to the lovely, clever creatures, here are some pig jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee oh hilarity or originality…       A local farmer has trained his pigs to perform ballet. I’m going… Continue reading Pig Jokes