Rain Jokes

You never see owls being amorous in the rain. It's too wet to woo.

After a rather glorious July, August seems to have arrived with a reminder of what summer showers in the UK can be like, and so, as my journey home yesterday was punctuated with heavy rain, it seemed that Rain Jokes was a good a topic for this week’s puns and one liners as ever.  Rather… Continue reading Rain Jokes

Scarecrow Jokes

I saw a chap fighting with a scarecrow once. I thought, "he's just clutching at straws".

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Scarecrow Jokes. As normal, they come with no guarantee of funniness or originality…  although appropriately enough, these are more corny than normal.       A scarecrow friend of mine tried out as a stand up comedian, but he was too corny.   Another scarecrow… Continue reading Scarecrow Jokes

Colour Jokes

I went to the doctor and said "I keep dreaming my eyes change colour". He said "It's just a pigment of your imagination"

Happy Friday everyone (if you are reading this on a Friday).  The topic of this week’s puns and one-liners is colour jokes, and I hope that you enjoy this collection of colourful comments and witticisms.  As always, no guarantee of originality or funniness…       I went to the doctor and said “I keep… Continue reading Colour Jokes

Valentine’s Day Jokes

I was arguing with a girlfriend in a restaurant once when my best mate came over, grabbed the garlic bread and coleslaw from our table and ran off. I wish he would stop taking sides.

The more astute of you may have spotted that today is 14th February, and therefore today’s topics for one-liners and puns is Valentine’s Day jokes, although these are probably not the best way to foster romance. They do, of course, come with the usual caveats with no guarantee of being either funny or original.  … Continue reading Valentine’s Day Jokes

Fancy Dress Jokes

I was about to go to a fancy dress party as a can of deodorant. My wife stopped me and said "Are you Sure?"

The theme for this week’s collection of one-liners and puns is Fancy Dress Jokes, which come with the normal caveats that these may be neither funny nor original. I hope that you enjoy them anyway….       Just been let down by the people who work at the fancy dress shop after I tried… Continue reading Fancy Dress Jokes

More puns

I was in a hotel lobby today, and told the guy behind the desk that I was there for the Twitter conference. He said "Follow me"...

Friday means bad joke day here as normal, and here are a collection of one liners mainly based on puns that are old, unoriginal and more likely to raise a groan than a laugh…  So here are some more puns….     I didn’t like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.  … Continue reading More puns

A few corny jokes…

If I had to describe myself in one word it would be "not very good at following instructions".

At the last place that I worked, I had a reputation of telling corny jokes, for some reason.  When I left, there was some concern as to who might continue with these after I left, so I collected together some that I had told in the office, posted on Facebook, or tweeted, and gave them… Continue reading A few corny jokes…