Tag: humour

Casino Jokes

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Casino Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       A pickle walks into a casino, sits down at a card table and says “Dill me in”. Got asked to leave the casino the other night. They said I… Continue reading Casino Jokes

Trophy Jokes

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Trophy Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I won first prize in the National Punctuation Society raffle. They gave me a posh trophy. Won all the trophies at the Janitor Association Awards. It was a clean… Continue reading Trophy Jokes

Journalism Jokes

They found out it was proper gander

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Journalism Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Saw a journalist searching through my ice cream cones. He was looking for the scoop. A friend lost his job as a journalist at a classic rock magazine through… Continue reading Journalism Jokes

Tribute Band Jokes

then they lost their edge

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Tribute Band Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Friend of mine is in an 80s tribute band who wear yellow metal plates. Banana Armour. Tried to book tickets for an Elvis tribute night over the phone. Had to press… Continue reading Tribute Band Jokes

Steps Jokes

Steps were taken to turn it into a bungalow

This week’s puns and one liners are all on the topic of Steps Jokes… As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       When I started my job at the ladder company, I wanted to get right to the top, one step at a time. Saw the Spanish Steps the… Continue reading Steps Jokes

Calendar Jokes

Someone has removed the fifth month from all of my calendars

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Calendar Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       I like to mark my calendar with bright neon colours. It’s the highlight of my day. I downloaded a colander app instead of a calendar and now my battery… Continue reading Calendar Jokes

Resolution Jokes

My resolution is to cure my fear of New Year and get over my Auld Langxiety.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Resolution Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… and wishing that your troubles are as short lived as your New Year resolutions.       My new years resolution is to get a Velcro wall and I plan on sticking… Continue reading Resolution Jokes

Santa Jokes

the illuminaughty

Merry Christmas! This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Santa Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       Where does Father Christmas go to chill out, relax in a forest, and take a spa? Santa Parcs… Why does Santa spend January filling in his tax… Continue reading Santa Jokes

Christmas Decoration Jokes

Disappointed that even my Christmas tree lights go out more than I do at Christmas.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Christmas Decoration Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality…       What do Santa’s elves use in the kitchen instead of a knife or fork? A u-tinsel. What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees? Hornaments… I’m worried that… Continue reading Christmas Decoration Jokes

Star Jokes

Came third in a Star Naming competition. I got a constellation prize.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Star Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… What do you get if you cross Captain America with the Incredible Hulk? The Star Spangled Banner. Saw a 70s television programme about two detectives who solve crimes over the phone. Star… Continue reading Star Jokes