Gate Jokes

I bought a Dickensian fence for my garden, and had gate expectations.

This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Gate Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Went to the safari park and a rhino tried to charge me. I explained I’d paid at the gate. Chap going around stealing gates from homes around here. No one wants to… Continue reading Gate Jokes