This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Oven Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Made a small gesture of appreciation towards my oven the other day. It was a micro wave. A hipster friend of mine cooks everything in a microwave. He doesn’t like conventional ovens.… Continue reading Oven Jokes
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Giant Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Giant Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I’ve discovered the secret of a long life. Be born as a giant tortoise. I’ve got a fear of giants. It’s called Feefiphobia. Local shoe company decided to make a giant sandal.… Continue reading Giant Jokes
Hacker Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Hacker Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Why is it easy to hack an excavated pyramid? It’s unencrypted. Wasn’t hard to crack Forrest Gump’s wifi password. 1forrest1 Friend of mine just lost his job as a hacker. I told… Continue reading Hacker Jokes
Question Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Question Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… I went to a pub quiz last night. I could tell it was a rough place when the first question was “What are you looking at?” I’m selling a broken pub quiz… Continue reading Question Jokes
Squirrel Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Squirrel Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… A teacher asks the class to name six mammals that you might find in the countryside. One of the pupils replies, “five badgers and a squirrel”. A friend of mine has started… Continue reading Squirrel Jokes
Yoghurt Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Yoghurt Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Tried a green coloured frozen yoghurt the other day. It was mint. I saw a yoghurt floating across my kitchen. I think it might be paranormal activia. As I walked into my… Continue reading Yoghurt Jokes
Calculator Jokes
This week’s puns and one liners take the form of Calculator Jokes. As always, they come with no guarantee of hilarity or originality… Got stopped by customs with a calculator, an exercise book, and a slide rule. Apparently they’re instruments of maths instruction. Always trusted my calculator. I can count on it. Managed to get… Continue reading Calculator Jokes